so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
Become an archaeologist, they said.
It’ll be fun, they said.
It’ll be fun they said.
It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said.
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
So Chicago Town pizza are doing an offer where if you get 9 boxes of mini pizza and enter the codes online you get a lightsaber pizza cutter and I’ve currently got two codes and three unopened boxes in the freezer and I swear to god I will get this pizza cutter even if it fucking kills me.
This is like a round of cards against humanity